Funny Mascots For Sports Team.
Oh, sport! You – … that?
Hockey in Russia is more, than soccer,
When to hammer you wanted a goal, –
but something to us goes on, – on everything forget it!
I fell in love with curling quickly,
it is necessary in the summer and in the winter.
that an entrance washed mine.
The people are surprised, –
The ball flies by gate,
Again bullets in milk!
On the snow trampled-down slope
Sometime you fell?
I thought, – there is a biathlon!
It appears – alas!
It is sad to live on light, misters!
I sit with the hung ears.
Fashion designer, advertizing star …
Where only football player Arshavin?
You are with me, friends, do not argue,
We look with you from now on
Competitions not in sport,
And in sports medicine!
– No, listen, you saw the freak!
In vain mother gave birth to you!!!
Why you scored a goal in the gate?
– The convenient position was.
Let my words will seem to the authorities a prick again,
But I tell them not in shocking at all.
We have in Russia 2 troubles – education with soccer,
But a surname at them same.
– You are not a boxer, and the chess player,
From where you have a shiner?
– Yes the athlete the way – is thorny.
Today the horse kicked many!
Mascot, copper is juicy,
It is necessary more decently:
Hare, leopard, bear,
But the polar fox – is more logical!